Oh, frickin' PLEASE!!!

Is this really a presidential election?
This makes it feel more like a race for class president:

Personally, I'm partial to this one:
(received in an e-mail, don't know who credit belongs to for this one)

Proper Shopping Attire: Satin, Pearls, and Tattoos

I believe even Donna Reed would call this overkill
for a simple stop at the grocery store:

Kitty Cannibalism?

Mmmmmm...delicious crunchy cats:

The Housing Crisis...

...appears to have hit the turtle population:

Local wisdom...

Our post office puts out comments
like this one on a regular basis,
but this was particularly good:

Obama Waffles

This election season has introduced a host of new morons to the public square. The primary example, of course, is this self-described pit bull:

But, the truly asinine dudes behind this product have taken ignorance to a special place:

http://obamawaffles.com/

The brilliant people at ThinkProgress.org put together this interview, which really says it all (Click the 'Full Screen' button, or half of it will be cut off):

Maturity in Higher Education

Graffiti on a wall outside of a university classroom.
Author unknown, but clearly angry:

Now the real question is WHO would steal anything from this person, let alone style? Somebody get this poor person a thesaurus, a spell checker and some impulse control.

Here's another example of maturity in higher education. This is one of those "locked" building directories:

Aren't these display things supposed to be locked? And doesn't anyone check on them...even periodically? I took this picture in late September--Hillary had been out of the race for quite a while, so this message has been greeting visitors to one of the campus' main buildings for a while. Classy.

Election Season

As a bleeding-heart liberal living in a very red-county in a fairly red-state, I find election seasons particularly fascinating. You can learn so much about the people in your neighborhood. In 2004, the Bush supporters at this house got into the "flip-flop" message:

same house, back of the sign:

This is the same house in 2008:

I particularly love the miniature horses grazing in the background: